ugh i know right -.-
yee:/
ugh i know right -.-
yee:/
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
hold shit
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
things that i need in my life right now:
- sex
- cheese pizza
- ice cream
- sex
- rough sex
- gentle sex
- more ice cream
- cuddling
- S E X
- more pizza
(Source: gayblowjob)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
I want this book
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT
(Source: pleatedjeans)
